Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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