hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
home. puking in laundry basket.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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