he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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