he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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