Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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