You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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