Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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