her vagine was all disorganized.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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