I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So apparently I’m into choking now
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