is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
