matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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