Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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