Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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