The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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