he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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