fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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