Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Sorry my hands just texted you
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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