okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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