Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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