Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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