Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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