She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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