i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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