So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
