Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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