Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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