You kept calling me your small dog last night.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
