on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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