if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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