come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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