We need to rekindle our bromance
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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