Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
