Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
We had sex on a dog bed..
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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