I think I just saw someone hide a body.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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