Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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