i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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