Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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