May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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