Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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