i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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