I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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