I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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