Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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