I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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