You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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