They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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