Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
