Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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