Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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