i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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