Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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